my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
adults: “what are your plans for the summer?” “what are you planning on studying in college?” “what do you want to do in the future?”
im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like
and then it just goes downhill from there
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE LAST ONE.